WAKE UP: Introducing Our 'Throw A Bag' All-Stars

These ballers have balled and deserve a bag. Perhaps several.

WAKE UP: Sharapova ass team (meme newsletter)

Shout out to the good homie Donald Wine II

It didn't have to be like this

WAKE UP: On to the quarterfinals!

A Diaspora conflicting country fried beat down

WAKE UP: Not sure we have the words

Y'all really made Courtney live through that

Anatomy of an Upset: How Colombia dismantled a World Cup favorite

Perfect game plan, perfect execution

WAKE UP: What on Earth was that

ISO: Tactics, game plan, anything and everything

WAKE UP (for AUS/NZ): What a time we had last night

Round of 16 clinching scenarios included!

Lynn Williams is From the Future

She may finally be here, even though she's been here the whole time

WAKE UP: THE GROUP OF DEATH IS GROUP OF DEATHING

SEVERAL THINGS HAPPENED

WAKE UP: USWNT vs Netherlands Reaction Pod

ISO: Lynn Williams

SAUCE RATING: THAT Brazil Goal

You know the one